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LOKI FAN
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LORD OF THE RINGS FAN
{ TOLKIEN LIVES }
SHERLOCK'S SCARF
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CAPTAIN MARTIN CRIEFF
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ARTHUR SHAPPEY, STEWARD AN UNUSUALLY HELPFUL PASSENGER. WHO WEARS A HAT.
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SLYTHERIN
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You’re your father’s daughter, no mistake. Bloody relentless, the both of you.
It’s a new one today. Lots of tricky words. But I think you can manage.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

everydayiztumberling:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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Brilliant

nooby-banana:

fatass-mcnotits:

noondaylantern:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

i think you mean carcified

There were car crusadesThere are car holy warsThere are cars debating religion of a higher car being
This world is fucked up

Honestly even the people that made these movies are like “no don’t think about this world too much it gets too weird”

nooby-banana:

fatass-mcnotits:

noondaylantern:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

i think you mean carcified

There were car crusades
There are car holy wars
There are cars debating religion of a higher car being

This world is fucked up

Honestly even the people that made these movies are like “no don’t think about this world too much it gets too weird”

fennecfenris:

skyrim doesnt belong to the nords

skyrim doesnt belong to the dunmer

skyrim doesnt belong to any race

skyrim belongs to me

i bought that game

its mine

amyhartofeyyyy:

i feel weird being a multishipper sometimes???? like everyone else is arguing and bashing each other and crying and i’m just like

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shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”