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LOKI FAN
{ BEWARE, THOR }
LORD OF THE RINGS FAN
{ TOLKIEN LIVES }
SHERLOCK'S SCARF
{ wear }
CAPTAIN MARTIN CRIEFF
{ FLY MJN AIR }
ARTHUR SHAPPEY, STEWARD AN UNUSUALLY HELPFUL PASSENGER. WHO WEARS A HAT.
{ FLY MJN AIR }
SLYTHERIN
{ wear }

 

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

constellation-funk:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

  1. Great hair
  2. Slayer, everywhere
  3. Swords
  4. Tiny chalice

Brooker County Police advises parents that while you may be intimidated by your child, it is legally permissible for him to kill both of you for failing to be anything resembling as awesome as he is. Our hands are tied on the matter. We cannot protect you. 

Her ladyship

outofcontextdnd:

"Wait, a ladyship? There’s a ship full of women and NO ONE TOLD ME?"