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cynic-in-denial:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

cynic-in-denial:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

castieltherebel:

2srooky:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat

everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.

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secretlifeofageekygirl:

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

kirkadoo:

The moment that viewers in 94 countries screamed Peter Capaldi’s name in unison/

kirkadoo:

The moment that viewers in 94 countries screamed Peter Capaldi’s name in unison/

napoleonmaxwellsowachowski:

Today on the bus taylor swift was playing and it was trouble or whatever and my friend who actually likes taylor swift was singing along happily and whatever

and then it gets to the “cold hard ground” part 

and the entire bus screams like the goat video

and it was the most syncronized thing ive ever seen a group of teenagers do that wasnt planned

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.